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faltas69

to _Valkyrie_: I didn’t know dentists made house calls..(!).. Put on your black lewd underwear and come on! ...💋😈👄...

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faltas69

to muttiskleinerwichser: I’m a tough lion, a horny bull and a hungry tiger, and, if you wear a blonde wig, black high heels, black slutty underwear and intense makeup like Drag Queen, then you will become my bitch and you will serve, adore and worship my monster, thick and hard Alpha Spartan delicious Cock with thick and hard super sexy horny embossed veins..(!)!(!)... Hahahahahahah..... 😈😎😜

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faltas69

to muttiskleinerwichser: You're going to have to learn when to shut up, you motherfucker queer sissy cocksucker fag!

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muttiskleinerwichser

to faltas69: If you want to fuck for funny, fuck yourself and save the money ❤️😅

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faltas69

to faltas69: *** an enormous financial income... (Greek Tourism)..

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faltas69

to muttiskleinerwichser: You watch a lot of TV. What you have seen about Greece ?? in the television news bulletins of your homeland doesn’t apply. Erdogan’s Turkish people are starving now! The Turkish economy is completely devastated. Don’t believe what you see on TV..! It seems that you have never been to Greece ?? or the famous Greek islands for summer holidays..(!). The Greek Tourism Industry has a enormous financial income because no other country in the World has our beautiful clean seas and the perfect Greek Mediterranean Cuisine. Have you ever eaten in a Greek traditional tavern? Have you ever enjoyed giouvarlakia, kokoretsi, Greek dolmades, pastitsada, sofrito and brudet from Corfu, apaki and antikristo (!.?.!) from Crete, souvlaki, pitta with gyros, tzatziki, moussaka, Greek village salad, Greek feta cheese, graviera of Crete and graviera Tripoli of Arcadia, etc,..?(!)? ??? Have you drunk ouzo, tsiporo and Gretan tsikoudia? ?? Have you ever been to the most famous Greek island of Mykonos to see how much money ? is circulating? Probably not. Watch the videos on YouTube for Mykonos and you will understand.[...] Anyway, “Mr” Erdogan is an enemy of the United States ?? because he betrayed the NATO Alliance and bought weapons from Vladimir Putin.. If you are an American and you love your country, it’s not good to invoke and mention the enemies of your homeland...

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muttiskleinerwichser

to faltas69: Yes I did because it wasn't as specific, now everybody knows the difference between actual harsh greek reality and your attention seeking drivel, but don't worry, if you are on the verge of starving again, Angela Merkel will sure give you a another credit so you oan afford to buy yourself a sandwich, lol

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faltas69

to muttiskleinerwichser: You wrote the same crap to me again and deleted yesterday’s own comment as if you were πέντε years old? Are you mentally retarded..?(!)? ? lmfao ????????

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muttiskleinerwichser

to muttiskleinerwichser: Mr. Erdogan, not Erdodan, lol

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faltas69

to muttiskleinerwichser: You’re the sheep here!

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muttiskleinerwichser

@faltas69
Because you're so great in any, way, you needed giant EU credits to survive when Greece was almost starving, I remember crying greek pensioners who could not draw their money as all banks were deliberately closed because you also invented big style corruption. You can not govern yourselves and without US military protection Mr. Erdodan would be even hotter on your heels for gas in the Mediterranean sea, lmao ❤️?

faltas69

to The_Libertine: You talk too much.. Anyway, in Greece ??, where Democracy was born, we say: “The donkey said that the rooster has a big head” and “Whoever looks at the hump of others, doesn’t dare to look at his own”..(!!). In the USA ??, whether Republicans or Democrats rule, anyone who has no money is rubbish. How many homeless people do you have on the streets suffering from hunger and misery while you swim in dollars ? and live like modern Emperors of Ancient Rome..?(!)? This is the fundamental difference between the hypocritical USA ?? and Greece ??. You are here in the USA indifferent to weak, unprotected and defenseless people and only care about money ?, glory, power and rich life. What is the history of your country? Greece or USA has a longer and superior history??? We Greeks, however, didn’t steal the land of the Indians and didn’t holocaust them, like the German Nazis did to the Jews in order to exterminate them..!(!)!..????? ..The Greek Alexander the Great fully respected the foreign peoples he conquered. Seriously now ???, how many years ago did your stupid country become a state? Oh, so few..?(!)? I’m proud to be a descendant of the Ancient Greeks, while YOU ARE A NOTHING, who lives only for dollars, power and luxurious life. Because you don’t know, read the personal history of the Cynic philosopher Diogenes to see where he lived and how he lived..(!!!). I’m proud to speak Greek. The Greek Language is the most important language in the World because it’s the Mother of all languages. English is the most stupid and ridiculous language in the World and they made it international so that even idiots like you could understand “it”..???????????????..?! The cock-tail of dangerous chemicals that you suck and swallow, have destroyed your brain ? and have turned your non-existent mind into moldy caramel cream! Lol ?????

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pandasexyy

Pls add some type of Offline mode, ive hooked up with 3 people on here and they act like psychos stalking tf out of me here.

faltas69

to muttiskleinerwichser: Your mother, your sister, your daughter and your wife must have come for summer vacations in the beautiful Greek islands and had a good time in “bed” with the famous Greek Lovers, it’s not explained otherwise... ???

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faltas69

to faltas69: *** not Lefkipos, but Leucippus! (Hahahahah...)

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The_Libertine

to faltas69: Dear God. How long did it take you to Google all of that?

And what the fuck did you do for Greece? You were born there by chance you stupid fuck.

Are you superior even though you have no relevance whatsoever in the history of your land? And what part did your land play in the lives of these many great people you mention other than being the ground they walked on? THEY were what made them great. Not your dirt and air.

Being proud of where you were born or believing it says anything about you is about as stupid as being proud of the bed your parents fucked in when they made you.

You're not fooling anyone with your broken English and embarrassing syntax. You're an insecure attention seeker with what appears to be average or very slightly elevated intelligence that's doing their damndest to hide the mediocrity and irrelevance that haunts them.

You are a good troll though, I'll give you that. You keep things lively.

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faltas69

to faltas69: *** not oaks, you ate acorn-fed because you’re “acorns”..!(!)! Lol...????????

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faltas69

to BethanyGladstone: Shut up, you fucking fool scared sheep! Are you drunk again? Stop taking harsh psychedelic substances, you have hallucinations, paranoid delusions and you lose your sense of reality. Before writing comments, you should definitely consult your personal psychiatrist first! What is all this nonsense and total bullshit you write about my Beautiful, Heroic and Glorious Homeland Greece..?(!)? Have you ever read any reliable book of Ancient Greek History that refers to the Minoan civilization of ancient Crete, the Golden Age of Pericles in ancient Athens, the ancient Sparta of Leonidas («Μολών λαβέ»! and “This Is Sparta..”! Hahahahah..) and the Empire of the Greek Macedonian Alexander the Great??? I don’t allow you to insult my Homeland called Hellas (Greece) with vulgar, disgusting and slanderous lies. When you talk about Ancient Hellas (Greece), Ancient Athena (Athens), Ancient Sparta and Alexander the Great, you will wash and disinfect your mouth very well first. If Ancient Greece did not save you, during the period of the Greco-Persian Wars, with the victorious battle of Marathon and the triumph of the naval battle of Salamis.., if the Greeks Miltiades and Themistocles did not exist, now you and all the states of the West would live in caves and you would have been conquered and enslaved by the extremists jihadists and fundamentalists Muslims (Turks, Iranians, Saudis, etc). When we Greeks gave birth to Democracy and created Culture (Philosophy, Theater, Arts, Music, Science, etc), you were on the trees and eating oaks..!(!)!..???.. Do the ancient Greek philosophers, architects, sculptors, poets, doctors, astrophysicists, mathematicians, atomic philosophers-natural scientists, historians, playwrights and scientists like Hesiod, Homer, Heraclitus, Lefkipos, Democritus, Archimedes, Hippocrates, Pythagoras, Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, Phidias, Iktinos, Callicrates, Herodotus, Xenophon, Thucydides, Protagoras, Anaximander, Epicurus, Aeschylus, Sophocles, Euripides, Aristophanes, Sappho, Thales, Solon, Isocrates, Diogenes the Cynic, etc, tell you anything???? .(!)..?

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muttiskleinerwichser

to BethanyGladstone: What the hairy chimpanzee thing meant was *anal sheep intercourse* which is, of course, their greatest invention, maaeeeehhhh ??????????????

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Elvis_The_King

I dedicate this next Song of mine to all of the Filthy Rats and Greasy Trolls on this sinking ship arguing over nothing:

AND NOW THE END IS NEAR
AND SO WE FACE THE FINAL CURTAIN
MY FRIEND, I'LL SAY IT CLEAR
THE END OF THIS SITE, FOR WHICH I'M CERTAIN

BethanyGladstone

to faltas69: Don't you mean, Bah Bah Bah, since the Greeks invented Sheep Fucking.

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The_Libertine

to Nice_Guy73: I'm certain you know the answer, but it is silly enough that I am glad you mentioned it.

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faltas69

to BethanyGladstone: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ...?☄️?

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Jacktoffcum

to The-Hedge-Hog: and there will always be those who pertain to be who they are not .. as long as we know of such falseness our journey might complete in safety

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faltas69

to FerringxLunabbi: Ciao, thanks

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The-Hedge-Hog

to Jacktoffcum: The only menu on this page is for angry little dicks to yell at other angry little dicks pretending to be women.

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Jacktoffcum

Is there a menu .. i am hungry for life

The-Hedge-Hog

Quit all of this troll nonsense, petty arguments, and grandiose keyboard stroking. Now get back to talking about me. Remember I am innocent, and I will prove it. The slanderous claims against me are all bullshit by gold diggers and camera whores. But of course none of you morons will apologize when I prove my innocence.